Thomas Markle (Jr & Sr) and Samantha Markle are delusional pathological liars.

For the few years we have all known that many of the Markle clan didn’t get along. Meghan has admitted to not having a relationship with her older half brother and has avoided her much older half sister like the plague. Who could blame her, they are crazy. Then with her father doing the ONE thing she and Harry asked him not to do. Sigh. Most Markles don’t speak to one another with the exception of junior and senior whose own relationship is described at best as strained and sporadic. Thomas Sr has said that when he knows he has to talk to Samantha on the phone he pops a Valium. Her story is that they are super close and “talk 3 times a day”. Lies. It’s also a huge lie that the reason she never visits her father is because “Mexico isn’t wheelchair friendly”. Uh huh.

All three Thomas Jr, Thomas Sr and Samantha have been banging on about family and how a baby brings a family together and how they are all literally begging to be brought into the royal family fold. Considering the two half siblings behavior in the run up to the wedding nearly a year ago and the aftermath what they both want it very clear: a payday. Samantha hasn’t had a paying job in over 20 years and Junior has had trouble his whole life holding down a job. He hasn’t exactly said kind words about Meghan. In a recent Daily Mail interview he referred to Meghan as “spoiled rotten” more than once.

Things took a huge swerve this week with a story published in The Daily Mail chronicling the OTHER five grand-kids Thomas Markle has. Considering how he is been portrayed a being distraught at the sheer thought of not holding his newest grandson.

Finding out that he has infrequent, if that contact with only two of his grandsons Tyler and Thomas (neither of whom speak to their own father Thomas Jr) and has spoken to Noel a couple of times in her whole life. Tyler and Thomas who are 10 years younger than Meghan and grew up in Grants Pass Oregon while Meghan grew up hundreds of miles away in Los Angeles, California. Tyler and Thomas were not at Meghan’s first wedding and no photos of them exist other than of them as newborns with Meghan. Tyler who claimed “My family’s been torn apart” that when Meghan and Harry got engaged. Considering he and his brother do not speak many members of the Markle clan I can’t see how that is possible. He has never had a relationship with his own father.

The real zinger was that Thomas Markle Sr has NEVER EVER met his two eldest grand-kids Ashleigh and Christopher Hale. Why? Samantha and her father are so close! Why has he never met her children? Ashleigh who was born in 1985 in New Mexico when Meghan was four years old. Now how can that be? Samantha claimed that she and Thomas raised Meghan single handed. And that Doria was “not in the picture much”. How can you be raising your half baby sister WHILE married and having two kids several states away? You can’t be in two states at once. Samantha even tweeted that Thomas raised Meghan as a single parent without any help whatsoever from Doria Ragland. I guess that is why Samantha hasn’t gotten around to publishing her book. She knows that what she tweets and actual facts are miles apart. With a little research and investigating her book would be deemed complete fiction. Maybe it could be published under Fantasy genre.

How on earth can you cry to the tabloids that you are distraught over never holding your grandson when you have two you have never met and the other three your communication is infrequent at best?

Ashleigh Hale, a human rights lawyer was featured on Meghan’s now defunct Instagram account and they appeared to be close and share similar interests.

How can a grandfather who is begging to be allowed into the life of little Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor when he has bypassed his other grand-kids? One word: Money. Clearly Thomas’s actions (and those of his two other spawn) have shown no love for Meghan – only contempt at not getting more money out of her. Here is what Thomas Sr has said: “You can hate me if you want. I can’t force you,” he reportedly wrote. “I made a big mistake. I’m human and I’m sorry!” He then asked for a photo opportunity: “I wish we could get together and take a photo for the whole world to see. Fake it for one photo and maybe some of the press will shut up!”

Fake it for one photo. You can hate me all you want.

Those are not words of a loving father or grandfather. I think Ashleigh, Christopher and Noel dodged a big bullet with Thomas Markle. Having him in your life would only add stress and unhappiness.

May 8, 2019 2

Doxing 101 or A Tale Of Two Monroes.

I know that for some people of advanced age the internet may be a scary and daunting place. Google is your friend, if you use it wisely. First thing to remember is the first result you get on a search may not be what or whom you are looking for.

This is exactly what happened when Cristina Cain/Samantha Markle/Mark Phillips did when they doxed Monroe (@redsolefan). First she was a 78 year old Yoga Instructor from Philly, then a barely legal Russian girl then they thought they hit upon the REAL Monroe. They all doxed a lovely Swedish girl by the name of Malin Monroe. She is the nicest of ladies and has a wonderful blog too! (http://www.malinmonroe.se/) Ironically enough she had recently visited London! If you get a chance check out her blog. The photos alone are amazing. She really didn’t deserve the threats and BODY SHAMING she got from Samantha. I mean really!? English is not her first language but Monroe was able to make contact and explain the situation. Note: None of us had ever heard of her and non of us followed her on twitter @MalinMonroeSe. Yet no matter how many times it was said Samantha and Mark never believed us.

It was ONLY AFTER Cristina Cain was served with legal papers did she find out Monroe’s full name. Still spurred her on to dox even more and much more vile tweets.

Not only does Samantha Markle continue to dox innocent people from her troll accounts here is just a sample of her regular accounts. I have ONE and ONLY one account. Now why would you need that many accounts? Isn’t that something Twitter trolls do?

Please note these screenshots were provided by Monroe @RedSoleFan.

If you are a troll you might just take photos from Monroe’s Facebook page and use them for his Twitter account.

Yes, but to use someone’s personal photos for your (troll) Twitter account and then troll that person…it takes a special kind of degenerate to do that. But Mark Phillips did just that. These are pictures from Monroe’s Facebook Page. She has since deleted her Facebook page entirely because of the harassment.

January 29, 2019 0

Well, That Escalated Quickly (Shit-show Part Deux).

This is an Epilogue to my last entry “This is not a game, a shitshow, yes”.

On Sunday Mark Phillips a.k.a @trollexposing came out swinging and his target as usual was Monroe a.k.a @RedSoleFan. But this time he went too far and got too personal. Apparently Mr. Phillips did some recon work on Facebook and found that Monroe was a member of a survivors support group for sexually abused children. It’s not my place to go into detail but Monroe will be a guest blogger later on here at Coconut Boombox. She did share with me that she was molested as a very young child. Mark decided it was a good idea to “out” her as a victim. No, she is a survivor. Anyone shaming someone for belonging to a SUPPORT GROUP is one very sick individual. Especially when Samantha tags “Advocate” on the back of everything.

The tweet was so vile. It really was a new low for the pro-Samantha Markle group. Even for him I was shocked and I don’t get shocked. Mark Phillips @TrollExposing was suspended the next day and this time I think it will be permanent, just like Cristina Cain and her sister Trina. But as luck would have it (not) he popped right back up in our faces as Dirk Diggler (Seriously, I can’t make this shit up) @SandiegoBoat which may be a dig at a picture on Monroe’s FB page. And started to harangue people even more.

You would think that with Mark going full metal jacket that Samantha would pop some popcorn, sit back and watch the show, but no. Along with Dirk Diggler she had her own new (I’ve lost count how many accounts she has either with her name or a fictitious one). Her most recent additions to the laundry list of troll accounts are Tyra Johnson and Jill Styles.

She started on Monday the 28th Jenna Barrymore @BarrymoreJenna. Samantha doubles down on the survivor shaming and threatens that Monroe’s location will be discovered and she will charged. With what?

Here is a variety of screenshots of their accounts that hammer home their mission. I must warn you some are very offensive.

January 29, 2019 3

This is not a game. A shit-show, yes.

Yesterday was a the sad pathetic ravings of someone who is clearly troubled. Soon after Samantha Markle (@sammymarkle64) deactivated (don’t worry she’ll be back soon enough) her main Twitter account and we had a brief moment of cheering. She stated it was to finish her book, but she has said this multiple times before. No publisher in their right mind would touch it. She didn’t really go away she has at last count 11 Samantha Markle accounts and countless other fake ones. As per the Megxit way it seems. Frankly, I don’t know how they do it. I can barely manage with one Twitter account.

When Mark Phillips (@TrollExposing) unlocked many of us were suspicious. What he had tweeted about is so awful I am having second thoughts about posting the information here. The tweets were anti-semetic, anti LGBTQ, he made the statement that he was coming for us and going to take a big shit on all of us. But hey he also said we all deserve cancer. Mark Phillips has me blocked and he has been locked down as long as I can remember. Most, not all Megulators and Sussex Squad (some go rogue) and interact with Samantha and Mark. I do not. Mark also threatened to defile the gravestone of a megulators mother who had recently passed. But the main one that literally made me sick to my stomach was this one:

If you need a refresher course Mark Phillips is Samantha Markles live in boyfriend and companion. In an early interview with Inside Edition he made the comment that he keeps a loaded gun in every room. Which is perplexing and I would think a concern for local law enforcement as Mark has “done time”. The anti-semetic tweet surprised even me. Disgusting. alarming, repulsive. Clearly he is troubled and needs help.

Mr. Phillips doesn’t just leave it there. He goes after Samantha’s own family members including her youngest daughter Noelle and her nephew Tyler. Neither of which deserve this level of hate. This is atomic, soul destroying hate.

Mark also spreads the hate to Samantha’s half sister Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex. Vile things. Because you know family is the most important thing to Samantha. Ironic, isn’t it, when you see her demand Meghan be nicer and more of a humanitarian to their father and yet her Boyfriend all along sends these tweets out. You know if you are getting your “news” from RadarOnline, you need to rethink your life entirely.

So that’s the shot, here is the chaser…If you are going to dox someone you need to be really sure and when you are really sure – still don’t do it. It’s illegal, it’s often wrong and it’s just a dick move. If you are having a situation that needs the involvement of any law enforcement agency DO IT! CALL THEM, SEE THEM AND FILE A REPORT! ASAP! Then what they will tell you (check their website) is DO NOT under any circumstances make any attempt to contact anyone involved in your report. Period.

Samantha’s (permanently suspended from Twitter) PR Team Cain and Cain – be that Cristina and Trina came back to dox someone again. Now they are shadowbanned so that’s a good thing. But they continue to dox a Twitter user by the name of Monroe (@RedSoleFan). Their latest is she is a Scandinavian make up artist who looks to be in her 20s. Previously they doxed the same Monroe to be an under-aged Russian girl and also accused her of being a 78 year old yoga instructor from Philadelphia. Now I know we are all juggling a lot of things all at once but if I were accused of being all those people I would straight up start to wear a Wonder Woman costume to PTA meetings. YOU CAN’T BE ALL THOSE PEOPLE AT ONCE. Which leads me to believe that Samantha Markle, Mark Phillips nor The Cain PR Team NEVER actually went to the FBI as they all have claimed numerous times on social media. Samantha stated in the newest Vanity Fair that she did file a report with the FBI but downplayed the situation with the interviewer as nothing “people just wanting to rattle some cages”. The Cain’s also take issue with Monroe having Lupis, which is not illegal but pretty rich coming from someone who repeatedly states she has MS and is in a wheelchair.

Here are more screenshots to back up this blog. And I will say this before you continue the images and language may be disturbing.

January 17, 2019 0

I am beginning to sound like a broken record.

I am beginning to sound like a broken record. The FBI and other law enforcement agencies should no longer ignore these threats. No one should tolerate threats. Period. It’s obvious I am no fan of Samantha Markle or her father or brother. But I certainly have never wish then ill or harm. When people made fun of her pictured as a teen sitting in front of her mother’s mobile home I defended Samantha and her mother. Samantha and Thomas Jr.’s mother had a hard task of dealing with a divorce and two teenagers on her hands. Roslyn did the best she could with what she had. And bless that woman for now raising her amazing granddaughter Noel. Looks like Noel is growing up to be a wonderful young lady and there will be only one person to thank for that – her grandmother Roslyn. If someone lives in a mobile home who cares? Are you really going to mock someone for having LESS than you? Weeks ago someone DMed me a picture of Cristina Cain’s home and egged me on to tweet it next to Samantha’s and say something nasty. I said that’s not my jam and declined. They still posted the picture and it was forced down shortly thereafter. Come to find out this “Megulator” was actually a Megxit troll in disguise.

I have been skipping (replaying) in the same place since roughly the last weekend in October 2018. Cristina Cain I’ve said more than enough about but like a dog with a bone she is not letting go. If only she put as much effort into her career as she does trolling people on Twitter she would and could be a world class PR guru. The Sun tabloid has recycled a story first mentioned on October 3rd, 2018. That Meghan Markle fans have threatened Samantha’s life by saying they will throw acid in her face. If memory serves it was on a British web group chat site. I can’t say for sure because it’s never been published. Like the heart attack, paparazzi chased car accident (where Mark Phillips claimed Samantha’s ankle was broken and she was pictured with a LARGE bag resting on her lap), the clothing line, podcast and so many other things it seems made up or at least embellished. I think the timing of Samantha being placed on a “watch list” by Scotland Yard is also suspect. These claims by Samantha Markle – who has at last count TEN TWITTER accounts. Count them – 10! Who needs THAT many accounts? I have one and can barely keep up. Then again Twitter isn’t my life. I can’t spend 15 hours a say online, let alone Twitter.

If anyone at anytime is threatened and all authorities should be contacted IMMEDIATELY. If you do contact the authorities you can be sure of two things: 1. The FBI or other agency will not be calling you every hour with a play by play. Odds are they won’t tell you anything while they are investigating and 2. They will tell you (very clearly) DO NOT ENGAGE OR CONTACT people who are mentioned in your complaint/report. All of this information is available on the FBI website but is also common knowledge. Which odd since Samantha’s PR head posted this tweet from her shadow-banned account recently.

If Samantha Markle or anyone in her life has been threatened she needs to contact the FBI immediately and bring whoever make such awful statements/threats brought to justice. If Interpol or any other agency can help depending on what country the threats came from. It’s no longer enough to print something in a tabloid or newspaper. These are dangerous times and things like death threats should not be taken lightly or dealt with capriciously. So if Emma Parry who wrote the story in today’s Sun has information that she feels needs to be shared with the FBI or authorities she should make that call today. This is not something to be shrugged off or just say “Bullshit!” These are very serious claims and I hope they are taken seriously and the culprit(s) arrested and brought to justice.

On a side note it seems someone has been trying to hack into my Twitter account. But it was caught within two minutes, I verified who I was, changed my password and logged out all devices. I suspect it’s the person who is looking to dox me like they have tried (and failed miserably) with others. I don’t think she has gotten one person’s ID correct. IP numbers are not like social security numbers and linked to one person and one person only. Remember Google is your friend: never stop learning.

January 4, 2019 2

What Would Jesus Do?

Most Megulators were around that fateful last week in October when Samantha Markle handed over control of her Twitter account to Cain and Cain PR. That weekend is still being talked about and will go down in history as a shitshow of epic proportions. It was so shambolic that I today find myself shaking my head unable to grasp the stupidity and lack of professionalism was so staggering that I, yes, even Coco is left speechless.

Well things got even more dirty and underhanded with the publishing a on December 5th spoon fed to Lauren Hill-Roger by Cristina Cain entitled “‘MEGHAN’S ARMY: Meghan Markle super-fans threatened to kill me, hacked my computer and stole money from my back account – now I’m buying a gun to defend myself”. There is so much to unpack here…

megsarmy — The Sun and their rather shoddy reporting

First and foremost it’s a shame that Unity Radio in Worcester WUTY 102.9 FM has fired Cristina Cain and has cleared her from their website. In the article Ms. Cain claims that someone called the radio station and made a death threat against her and that the computer at the radio station was hacked and the hard-drive wiped clean. If this is true, why hasn’t anyone from Unity Radio come forward to clear an innocent person whom Cristina Cain, Trina Cain, Mark Phillips and Samantha Markle all doxed on Twitter? Which caused Cristina to be permanently suspended. She now claims her personal Twitter account was hacked and all the screenshots of the heinous things she said are not from her but from a Megulator. I guess she also uses the old playground tactic of “they played on it!” too. Threats like this should be taken very seriously and the proper authorities contacted by the General Manager or Owner at once.

Yet it’s radio silence from Unity Radio.

I mean you have to ask yourself “What would Jesus do?” Oddly enough as I write this on December 10th, 2018 the FBI nor any other authorities have been contacted. This fact was verified by “Monroe” @RedSoleFan who personally called the Braintree Police Department and asked for the name of the spokesperson quoted in the story (they didn’t have one) and could she (under the freedom of information act) be provided with a copy of the police report Cristina Cain filed. They said she has never spoken to them about any crime. But they were interested to find out Cristina Cain who has a criminal record – including assault (freedom of information act again) was now carrying a gun.

Saying that the cyber war between Megulators and Megxit could end in death. Only the death of your PR career.

It’s sad that a grown woman acts like this. She should know the best way to handle PR is to ignore the haters. When this is all over I think the PR team of Cain and Cain are going to need their own PR makeover.

Cristina Cain needs to go to the authorities with all the information she has. Let the federal investigation begin. Let’s bring any and all criminals to justice. If not then stop making false claims about crimes that were never committed.

And may I give a heart-felt shout out to “Cristina Is A False Christian” @BlissOblivion with providing me with the majority of the screenshots and a wealth of information and friendship.

December 10, 2018 3

Like my father always said “If you dish it out, be prepared to take it” (Come at me bro edition)

Imagine if you will a middle aged woman who’s acting/modeling/screenwriting careers never took off. Living in a single level 3 bedroom, 1000 square foot home in Ocala Florida that was built in 1982 and cost $66,000. A 60 something live-in boyfriend with no income of his own. Her monthly income of $935.00 on permanent disability (for what we’re not really sure) is not enough to cover all of their expenses. No children or grandchildren to take care of.

Then it hits! Hurricane Meghan & Harry have triggered a tsunami of publicity. Suddenly she is in high demand for TV and print interviews. Can you feel the attention and validation she has craved all her life? I can almost smell it. Everyone from Good Morning Britain doing a live via satellite interview to Inside Edition doing a tour of your home! (Where your boyfriend said he “keeps a loaded gun in every room”). People clamoring for you. You’re in such high demand that you are doing multiple interviews a day. So many that you actually dedicate a small space off your living room expressly for the application of makeup and hair styling, complete with large mirror and a table filled with make up and beauty accessories. The crescendo hits late May when Harry & Meghan marry. It’s at this point where everyone thought your insults and rhetoric against Meghan, the British Royal Family, most of your own family (including your children, brother and your own mother) and everyone who doesn’t agree with you thought you would just go back to your normal every day life. We were all wrong.

Fame (even of on the backs of others) can be addictive. And Samantha Markle is thigh-deep in her addiction to hearing people say her own name. Even if it means Piers Morgan calling you a “media vulture” at least he is still talking about YOU. Fame also can destroy if taken too literally. The calls, the texts, the offers of plane tickets for sit down interviews in other countries, the validation, the attention, the paparazzi (the ones you hired yourself) taking pictures of you attempting to drop off a letter to your half sister at Kensington Gardens.

Like a outraged gerbil hitting a feeder bar for that nugget of attention, but the pellets are running low. Things are fading, the phone isn’t ringing like it did. But you want MORE and you must have it now! Scrambling, you try to make over or at least soften your image. The first PR guy wanted too much money and the second PR team (the one you shelled out anywhere from $5,000 to $7,5000) has already shit the social media bed – within the first week. Why? You hire a PR team when you need help because you can’t stop running your own mouth and want people to see you as someone you actually are not. But if the only people they are working with are friends and the occasional jiffy lube ad maybe you need to bite the bullet and just pay the first guy more. PR as with shoes – you get what you pay for. You pay low rent – that is what you will get. Pay thug prices you get a thug services.

Like a knockoff Louis Vuitton handbag bought in Chinese grocery store, you may be able to fool a couple of people, but most of us know it’s a cheap impostor the moment we see it.

Dishing it out is what Samantha Markle (Yvonne Rasmussen) does nearly every day for the last two years. We’ve all seen her call her half-sister all kinds of abhorrent things. But if you don’t agree with her she will call you a troll or cyberbully. You are not human to her, but an illiterate sub-human, outcast from all decent society living in “your mothers basement” and sustaining yourself with microwaved hot pockets. (Note: I own my home and it does not have a basement). Which is why she says the trolls have well, I’ll say a multitude of toilet issues. These cyberbullies are solitary, lonely souls desperate for a human connection that we get on the Meghan Markle Fan Bandwagon and start a war of words against Samantha. You would think with such a vivid imagination as Samantha’s she would have sold at least one screenplay. But no.

The fact is Meghan Markle already had a career and adoring fans (I’m one of thousands) years before she met Harry. We like everything about her: she is kind, beautiful, smart, and approachable. Not to mention she looks like some of us. Not all of us are 100% white or 100% black. In her blog The Tig and her Instagram feed she was funny and helpful, interactive and friendly. Of course, we don’t actually know her personally. Then again neither does a half sister who has not seen her in decades nor scarcely spoken to her on the phone in said decades either.

Even without a diamond on her hand, a tiara on her head, or a palace to call home we thought of Meghan Markle as a princess. A princess that makes her own way in the world, helps others and never stops being amazed at the power of kindness.

December 3, 2018 10

The Journey Begins

Here we don’t ask anyone to bow to anyone else. We all stand tall and equal.

“I’m not candy coating anything anymore!” – Samantha Markle

November 29, 2018 0

You Can’t Have It Both Ways

Funny how Samantha Markle threatens me with the FBI, Police and “cease and desist” yet one of her more fervent followers does the same and she’s OK with it. Notice too how all of her followers the #MEGXIT crowd all HATE Meghan and Harry with a fiery passion and she has never, not once defended her half sister. Odd…it’s almost as if she hates her.

November 29, 2018 0

Samantha Markle Loves To Threaten People on Twitter

One of Samantha Markle’s favorite things is to threaten people who disagree with her that she has contacted the FBI and at any minute your door will be broken down and you will be hauled off to prison to rot for the rest of your days. The fact is there is no “mean tweets” division of the FBI. Personally I have yet to even get a warning from Twitter let alone any contact from the FBI or any law enforcement agency.

In October she hired Boston based Public Relations team Cain and Cain. The threats really picked up. This was Samantha’s second PR team within a month and they didn’t last a week. Cristina Cain ended up having her Twitter account suspended due to making threats and doxing (and innocent woman). Ms. Cain said she had gone to the local Police and local FBI office. None of the Megulators have ever been contacted by any law enforcement agency or lawyer from anyone. But the treats never stopped. The weekend ended with the other Cain sister Trina locking her account and Samantha taking her account back from the Cains and locking it back down. Again most Megulators have unlocked accounts out there for anyone to see. Trina also threatened Samantha’s long time live in boyfriend Mark Philips (@Markstrunk13). I find it personally disgusting that Samantha Markle is being touted as a poster child for Cyber-bulling when she has spent two years dragging her half sister Meghan’s name through the mud.