“Now ain’t that some shit?” is a saying a I use more than I probably should. This past April I think I broke my all time record. When I see headlines like this is what makes me angry.

No. Express.co.uk you are so very wrong. Now I cannot speak for everyone, only myself when I say I don’t care where the baby is, or whether it’s been born. We will all find out in the dueness of course. The news that I am waiting for is that the baby and mommie are happy and healthy.  Anxious would be a more fitting description, but let’s face the tabloids have to find smoke where there is no fire. And at times set fires of their own. The Royal Reporters (no need to name names, everyone knows who I am talking about) have had their panties in a bunch over where and when Meghan will give birth because they aren’t in control of the situation. This isn’t anything new – when William and Katherine went to Australia there was a Sky News special about their press coverage and how William kept the press on a short leash. There were no “off the cuff” opportunities to ask a quick question and if you got out of line you were put to the back of the line. With William and Harry it is no longer a Diana-esque free for all. You climb over a wall or take pictures of private moments with a long lense you  will be sued.

Recently the tabloids have literally had to pull stories out of their asses. I swear when I see the name Thomas Markle my skin begins to literally crawl. Like this little gem that was printed the other day:

Thomas Markle (both senior and junior) are grifters and will say and do anything to make a penny. It doesn’t even have to be in the realm of possibilities. The security and logistics of maintaining any privacy would be impossible with a multi million dollar McMansion by the sea. And that is exactly what the Markles want – access, or more specially to SELL that access.  If someone will buy it, they will sell it. When Thomas Sr said to Meghan in that heartbreaking letter “I wish we could get together and take a photo for the whole world to see. Fake it for one photo and maybe some of the press will shut up!” Clearly, he doesn’t care when Meghan thinks or feels, Thomas is solely concerned with what the press are saying. They are after all his biggest income at the moment and have been for about a year. If my father had treated me like that, I doubt it would be something I could ever come back from.

In the past few years Harry and William have hit the tabloids and the paparazzi whose pictures they buy where they live – in the pocket book. They have taken control, unlike Charles would have (or ever needed to do).

When the tabloids interview either Thomas or Samantha Markle for a nasty sound bite they show how desperate they really are. Samantha Markle has bashed her sister left right and center since the summer of 2016. She is a train wreck unlike any train wreck before. Everyone knows it’s been over 10 years since they were even in the same room and about 6 years since they spoke on the phone. Much longer when it comes to Tommy Jr. I used to get angry at headlines like “Samantha Markle Bashes Sister [fill in reason on the week]”. Now I just roll my eyes and look to see what idiot tabloid paid out. Let’s face it, she needs money. Samantha and her man servant Mark haven’t been able to keep up their $265 a month mortgage.

They have cut and run so fast the realtor didn’t bother to Photoshop out the moving van in the background! Their home (well her home, the house isn’t in Mark’s name too) was left in a half finished shambles. Filthy dirty with paint cans, plywood (to make the bed) long with the shower caddy which still had shampoo in it! There isn’t even any AirCon! I mean really!? Not to mention they were in such a huge hurry to leave they left their refrigerator,  cooker, bed and even the curtains.

Samantha Markle is desperate for money. She thinks she can flip her tiny house for double what she paid. You would have to be delusional to think that. It’s a total gut job, including having to remove that ad hoc  (poorly constructed) wheelchair ramp that didn’t cost $20,000 like she would have you think. It’s even missing a railing.  Samantha hasn’t had a paying job in well over 20 years. She used to be on permanent disability, good luck getting back on it. It may not have been much, but at least it was a sure thing every month. Markles are greedy. They always want a little more.

Thomas and his upcoming boxing match to scrounge some rent money. He hasn’t had a job in years that he could hold down for very long and seems to have a history of leaving rental homes and apartments in a state of trashed filth.

So when these tabloids buy stories from Samantha or Thomas Markle they look like complete idiots. Desperate people will say anything and do anything to get what they want and when it’s money…let’s just say the tabloids will print anything they are told like the puppets (or Muppet) they really are. I mean do they read what they print first? The tabloids and Royal Reporters are a joke and not a funny one at that. No one takes them seriously anymore. (eye roll).

One thing that has stuck in my mind for well over a year is why would Samantha Markle call her sister and ask her for a job? She bangs on about having all these degrees and entertainment industry experience (not counting the Matlock episode, we all know that was some of the most heinous acting ever captured on film). Her multiple screenplays, her books she has written (although no one has ever seen a screenplay of hers and her books are imaginary as well). Having a literary agent for a few weeks and only having three slim chapters then. Another question: If she claims that her hands “do not work” how could she possibly got to work as a “Royal Adviser”? Although in 2016 she tweeted TWICE that she has never been “formally diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis” and that her being in a wheelchair “may be from a 70 foot fall she suffered as a teen”. Good thing she was still able to carry three babies  to term and attempt military boot camp. I say attempt as she did not complete boot camp and dropped out because she spent most of her military time in the sick bay. Why if she is so happy and accomplished, living a wonderful life in sunny Florida with her man-servant Mark, why would she be asking a sister she has zero relationship with for a job? I think I now have my answer: Samantha Markle has not held down a paying job in the last 20+ years.

What struck me as laughable was the “self employed mental health counselor and life coach”. LIFE COACH? You have got to kidding! The woman has NO RELATIONSHIP with most of her family! Yet she wants to give others advice of how to live their lives?!

Sure she has earned a couple degrees, but never gained employment with them. Not sure if when you are looking for a job pertaining to criminology or psychology that you need to be bonded or how in-depth any kind of a background check may be.  A handful of run ins with the law may have kept her from obtaining a job of any kind.

Not the dates of her degrees seem a bit squiffy, a lot of N/A. One thing you have to remember is how may names she has gone by. That says to most people you are trying to hide something. No normal person has THAT many aliases. It’s not like she moved to Los Angeles and was rewriting her history to fit in better with a fast crowd. Here are a sample of some of the names she has used. For more twitter accounts please check out my last two blog entries. 

For months Samantha Markle has been saying things about her naysayers that are more than unkind. That we are subterranean dwellers living in our parents basements, subsisting on microwaved hot pockets and spending our days creating hundreds of Twitter and other social media accounts to make it look like an army of people who adore her half sister Meghan Mountbatten Windsor (nee Markle). Unemployed losers that society has rejected and we live solitary lives without friends, pets, jobs, lovers and partners. We all have a variety of those things. Most of us are home-owning, game-fully employed folks with no criminal records (some of us even have lawyers we have called for advice). My inside sources say Samantha Markle is merely projecting – a lot.  Her failure to launch anything is partially down to having a shitty father.  Banging on about the importance of family but you spend thousands on a PR team but nothing on a brother who is evicted for unpaid back rent. Most of her family, including her children and her own mother do not speak to her yet she has dragged her half sister Meghan Mountbatten Windsor (nee Markle) on social media for now nearly three years. Demanding that she “Bow to the Daddy!” It seems like Samantha Markle doesn’t practice what she preaches. You can’t demand something from someone that you refuse to do yourself.

My inside sources have uncovered a wealth of public court records that show Samantha Markle is not a very nice person, from making threats over the phone to intimidate to driving under the influence. She has sure seen the inside of a courthouse more than most people I know.

My inside sources have uncovered these public records to showcase a provide proof that when you stand (maybe sit) and scream “TRUTH WINS!” that you need to make sure that people can’t prove that you are a delusional, pathological lying sociopath with a criminal record and dodgy past.

Twitter has always had a certain level of hate but in the past few weeks it’s gone atomic.

What most of you do not know is I was also contacted by Caroline Graham and Charlotte Ware of The Daily Mail, even willing to go on the record – at first. I was under the impression the story was just about people who hate Meghan Markle. It was at this point I told Caroline the biggest troll who hates Meghan the most is her half sister Samantha. When the second email arrived and they said it was to identify “out” people who were tweeting hate against Meghan Markle.  That’s when I my yes quickly changed to a no. Understanding these people are mostly racist, hate-filled, vile, lie-spreading fuckwits. They still don’t deserve to doxed in The Daily Mail. No one does. When I said I was against doxing, I mean doxing anyone. And that doesn’t mean I have a better moral compass than the next person, it just means I am old enough to know you fuck someone over, look before you bend over again. I knew the story was coming and I knew when it was going to hit.

Being naturally distrusting (especially when it’s Daily fucking Mail!) I wasn’t dealing with The Washington Post, if you are planning on staying anonymous, it’s always handy to have a couple of aliases. So I gave Caroline and Charlotte a fake name, it’s someones name, just not mine. They did get an email address but I have since deleted that email. For some reason another Daily Mail writer followed me on Twitter, so I wanted to make sure there was nothing lost on translation. Sorry to SamJ as I forgot I gave you that email and didn’t give you a new one.

What happened to those vile Megxit people they have only themselves to blame. For the past couple weeks they have bitched and moaned and come after people left and right. They were lured into thinking they were the ones fucking not getting fucked. When you play with fire… At this point I pretty much assume any brand new account is a Megxit troll.

Take The Daily Mail doxing story, the publishing of Meghan’s soul-crushing letter to her father compounded with the People Magazine article making Meghan look wonderful and people are more sympathetic along with George Clooney sticking up for her. The Megxit people are seeing red and they are lashing out at Megulators and Sussex Squad people. Which is odd since they aren’t going after the people responsible for the mayhem, they should be out for The Daily Mail and each other.

As far as returning to Twitter, I don’t know right now. It wasn’t one thing that did it for me, it’s been a simmering for while. The people who were there at that time had their own issues and I didn’t feel right unloading on. Maybe I just need a breather, maybe more. Like the old Split Enz song says “I’m getting off at the next exit”.

One thing I think most people are forgetting about Harry and Meghan is that both most likely have a very fine tuned “Bullshit-O-Meter”.

When Diana first joined the royal family she was 19 years old. Do you remember being 19? I sure do. People make a lot of mistakes and at that age generally think most people are good at heart. By the time Diana hit 30 I guarantee you she could spot a phony from a mile away. That little spark that you feel and think to yourself “well ain’t that some shit?” Having lost their mother at rather young ages also probably sped things up quickly for Harry and William. 

So when William chose Katherine as his wife I thought that one will last forever and really go the distance. She is no wet firecracker either. When someone on walkabout said to Katherine “You are a so lucky to be with William!” she responded “I think he’s lucky to be with me.” And she is right, she is a catch.

Prince Harry has accomplished a lot for someone his age. Building schools, tours in Afghanistan (on the front lines) starting The Invictus Games (plus it’s foundation) and trekking the south pole. He has met a lot of people and made some friends along the way.  At this point he can tell is someone is not shooting straight dice pretty quickly.

The same could be said about Meghan. Sure in Los Angeles while upon meeting some people you think to yourself “I taken deeper baths…” Especially anything to do with the entertainment industries. Going on go-sees and cattle calls. That quickly separates the girls from the women. Anyone can get a SAG card, not everyone can get a career out of it. Meghan can size people up pretty quickly and know if they are around to use her.

So whether it’s William & Katherine or Harry & Meghan I would say it’s a fair bet that all four them know what they want and who they want. And they know they made the right decision. So the naysayers can just…sideways.